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3h ago

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Rant: My cousin went deep on the flat earth thing at a family cookout

That laser pointer bit is wild, man. It feels like a lot of people just want a secret puzzle to solve so their life feels more important. You see it with all kinds of stuff now, not just flat earth, like weird health fads or who really runs the world. They get a whole identity from disagreeing with everyone else.

1d ago

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A lady in Phoenix asked for a bouquet that smelled like her old cat

See this all the time. People want to buy a feeling, not a thing. They miss a pet or a person or a time in their life. They think a smell or an object will bring it back. It never really works. The memory is stuck in their head, not in a dusty couch bouquet. Makes the whole job kinda sad sometimes.

1d ago

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Rant: Our big webinar on ransomware got hijacked by a spam bot

Ugh, same thing happened to my team's last webinar, it completely derailed the whole vibe.

1d ago

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My grandma told me to water my fiddle leaf fig with leftover tea

Man, I used to think coffee grounds were magic for plants too.

1d ago

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Okay, I just read that a single 5lb bag of potatoes can make over 15 meals for one person. That's like 30 cents a serving. I found it in a USDA cost breakdown from last year.

Wow, that's actually wild. My buddy was broke after his car died last month, and he basically lived off one of those giant potato bags for like two weeks. He'd bake a few for dinner, fry some for breakfast hash, even made this weird but okay potato soup. He said it got old, but he wasn't hungry.