Leveled mine on mud once and nearly became a human lawn dart.

That line about whole grams got me. I had a similar thing with a cheap thermometer for cooking, thought it was fine until I checked it in boiling water and found out it was reading 8 degrees high the whole time.

Man, I did the whole roam around the apartment thing for about six months and my back was not having it by month three. It works great for a change of scenery here and there, but there's a reason people still buy actual chairs and desks.