Reminds me of a buddy who spent a whole summer driving to pitch events instead of just calling shops that needed his software. He ended up with way more traction once he stopped dressing up for investors and started knocking on doors.

Man, I always figured sheets were a dumb idea for forts and blankets were the way to go. But you're right about the sag, I'd build a whole nest and then twenty minutes in it's basically smothering me while I try to read. The elastic doing the work makes sense in a way blankets never could, they just creep and bunch up no matter how much you tuck them. I'm gonna grab an old fitted sheet from the closet and test this out this weekend. Two chip clips on the corners is a solid move too, I would've just been fighting it with my hands.