500 episodes later and you still haven't reached the end of the intro song.

Wait, you tried it FOUR times? That's honestly kind of impressive in a weird way. I mean, I get frustrated after one failed batch of cream cheese frosting, let alone four. Most people would have given up after the second sad lumpy mess, you know? I gotta hand it to you for sticking with it that long though. But yeah, at that point I think the universe is telling you to just buy the store-bought stuff. No shame in that game.

Wait, are we really out here stressing about perfect pie crust flakes like it's some kind of life-or-death test? It's just pie, try the half-and-half thing if you want, or don't.

Ngl, "chatter like crazy out of the box" really got me. That's just wild to think about. You'd figure with all the money they're charging for a 2024 model, the thing would be flawless straight out of the cardboard. But honestly, I've seen it happen too. A buddy of mine spent a fortune on a brand new saw last year and it vibrated so bad you could barely make a straight cut. Meanwhile, his grandpa's beat up 1990s planer just hums along. Tbh, it's almost insulting when you pay that much and still have to mess around with adjustments just to get it to work right. So yeah, you're totally right the year alone is basically meaningless.

My last trip to Chicago I literally watched a girl pull out a full sized hair straightener and three pairs of shoes for a two night stay. Like girl, you are going to a concert and brunch, not filming a reality show. I swear some people pack their whole closet out of fear they might miss one outfit opportunity.