The week my neighbor's dog was a different color every single day
I mean, I walked past their yard on Monday and it was a black lab, but on Tuesday it was a golden retriever, and by Friday it was a spotted dalmatian, and when I finally asked about it, my neighbor just looked at me like I was crazy and said 'Kelly, we've only ever had the one beagle.'
Okay but the neighbor calling you the wrong name is the real red flag here. That's not just weird dog stuff, that's a full break from reality on their end. Makes you wonder what else they're seeing wrong. Honestly, I'd be checking my own carbon monoxide detectors after that, no joke. Whole situation is a nope from me.
Wait, so they called you Kelly? That's not even your name, is it? That's the part that freaks me out the most! Like, not only is the dog changing, but now they're acting like you're someone else. That's seriously weird.