That article last week said it cracks twice as fast.

Wait, you really thought that level of soreness was just how it's supposed to be? No way, man. That sounds brutal, like your body was screaming at you every night. A quick stretch seems like a no-brainer compared to that.

Seriously though @the_ryan, is that even a big deal? People overshare all the time, and a cat story is pretty harmless. Maybe you just saved them from a worse small talk topic.