Woodworking with a full-time job is a recipe for burnout. You'll spend your precious weekends covered in sawdust instead of actually relaxing. Save yourself the hassle and find a quicker hobby.

Ever notice how fridge hums can become bass lines? My buddy sampled his AC unit and made a whole track from it, which kinda echoes what @taraw24 said about real life blending into art.

My coffee shop notes look like a spy's code half the time too. Bet they were expecting a thriller screenplay and got your grocery list instead. Did they seem disappointed?