I'll say it: slow walkers on the sidewalk are not the real problem, the phone zombies are
Everyone in here complains about slow walkers, but I walked 6 blocks behind a guy on 5th Ave who was reading a text the entire time and kept drifting into me, and that took me 22 minutes to get somewhere that should have taken 8. At least a slow walker is moving in a straight line and you can see them. The phone zombies stop dead in the middle of the walkway, then get mad when you go around them. Am I the only one who thinks the phone thing is way worse than the slow thing?
Phone zombies are the worst. They walk like they're the only person on earth and then act shocked when you brush past them. Slow walkers at least have a direction, phone zombies just have a screen.