I finally cleared the junk drawer in my kitchen and it only took one cardboard box
Two weeks ago that drawer had 40 plus things in it, chargers, dead batteries, takeout menus from a pizza place in Akron that closed in 2022, and now it holds just tape, scissors, and a lighter, so if anyone wants first pick at the box of cables and mystery keys I'm leaving on my porch this weekend, come grab it before the rain does.