Can we talk about how a $3 bottle of bubbles beat my $60 bubble machine at my kid's birthday?
My daughter turned 5 last Saturday and I bought a $60 bubble machine from a big box store in Chandler because I figured it would save my lungs. That thing jammed after 10 minutes, dumped half the soap on the grass, and my nephew cried when it quit. Meanwhile my sister pulled out a $3 bottle of bubbles with the little wand and those kids chased them around for 45 solid minutes with zero fuss. So tell me why I ever thought the fancy machine was the smart buy, and has anyone found one that actually survives a party?