My uncle spent 20 minutes at Thanksgiving arguing birds aren't real and my aunt ended it with one sentence

Emery Black · 2026-09-19T05:20:02.944681+00:00

So my uncle Gary has been on this birds aren't real thing since like 2019, and at Thanksgiving in Fort Worth he started up again about how they're all drones for the government. My aunt Linda just let him go for 20 minutes while the turkey got cold, then asked him why a drone would fly into her sliding glass door every spring and die on the patio. He went totally quiet and just said 'maintenance issues' and nobody at the table could keep a straight face. Now every time we see a dead bird my cousin texts him 'another one down.' What's the dumbest thing a relative has defended at the dinner table?

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