Six years of walking past it and you never looked up once? That makes me feel better about the three years I spent ignoring a whole cherry tree in my own backyard. Ginkgos drop all at once because the whole tree basically decides on the same day, so you get that gold carpet. My maples must be the slow kids who never got the memo.

Laughed at the part where you threw out the chicken and veggies, because I did the exact same thing with a bread maker. Bought it thinking I would be that person with fresh bread on Sundays, used it maybe three times, and the yeast packets in my pantry expired before I ever touched them again. That thing took up half a cabinet for two years before I finally gave it to my sister, who probably also never uses it. The worst part is I still buy bread at the store every week like nothing happened. At least your bean pot story has a happy ending.

Loving the speed boost is one thing, but foil shavers can leave those harsh lines if you push too hard on the skin. Stick with trimmers for the real blend and save the foil for a quick clean up pass, because one wrong angle can mess up the whole fade you worked hard on. Trust me, clients notice the difference when it looks patchy instead of smooth.