Bet they won't last as long as the old ones did though.

350 degrees with a heat gun? That's a bold move. RIP that card.

You're all blaming the device when the real issue is user error. Half the people who complain about resets are just ignoring the manual or skipping updates. Read the instructions, follow the sequence right, and you won't have these problems. Companies put those steps in for a reason, not to annoy you. Maybe stop treating your gadgets like they're disposable and actually learn how they work.

Satellites watching tomatoes is a new one.

Nothing like a $30 gamble to make you the star of the neighborhood's worst potluck story, right? Might as well have checked the temp with a finger and called it close enough.