My old boss used to say if you didn't eat a pound of soot by lunch, you weren't working hard enough. I mean, now they have to watch a 30-minute video on ladder safety before they can even look at a chimney. It's like we're training office workers instead of sweeps. Maybe it's just me, but the only thing they're mastering is how to click through online modules. Idk, maybe we should just give them a helmet cam and call it virtual reality training. At this rate, they'll be experts in paperwork and allergic to actual dirt.

Lol my neighbor's delivery gig was easy to land but brutal.

My banana bread with coconut flour turned into a brick last month. Did you have to toss the whole batch too?

Yeah exactly! I totally had a brush lag thing happen once that made this weird blur effect, and I just rolled with it. Ended up being my favorite part of the piece honestly.

That "eyeball a cut" skill is more about muscle memory and feel than just sight.