My cousin told me her dog barked during a phone screen and the recruiter asked if she had a roommate. She just said nope, that's my dog, and kept going. The interviewer laughed and she got the job. I read somewhere that stuff like this actually helps people remember you, as long as you dont freak out. So the g's and the assistant line? That manager was joking with you, not judging. Miso basically gave you a talking point... roll with it and send a quick funny note in your thank you email.

Man, that sucks, three hours of stacking deserves way more than a two second glance. Phone astro is fine for getting people hooked, but acting like it's the same thing is just wrong.

Wouldn't a bank trip like that scream "someone else is logging in from overseas"? Had a buddy who did the same thing, got locked out for two weeks and had to fly home just to walk into a branch.