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10d ago
inA lady at a yard sale in Tulsa sold me a $3 wool blanket and it beat my $60 one
Got lucky is all. For every handmade wool blanket like that there are ten yard sale blankets that smell like a wet dog and shed all over your couch (and wool makes me itch like crazy anyway). Give it a couple washes and see if it still holds up before you write off the $60 one.
23d ago
inThe "like new" comment on my old blender made me rage today
The "like new" label is basically the used item version of "works great!" on a Facebook Marketplace post for a car that's clearly on fire. Saw a listing last week for a blender with a cracked pitcher and the seller wrote "like new, only used a few times" so I guess they only made smoothies during a minor earthquake. My favorite is when "gently used" means the thing looks like it survived a house move strapped to the roof. Condition words have lost all meaning at this point, we might as well start grading stuff in vibes.
29d ago
inShoutout to the woman at the Portland book swap who called my "unreliable narrator" take lazy
Dana's take sounds like overthinking to me. A liar is still just a liar.