47 cameras is just the start of the hoard, my friend. The real fun begins when you start naming them and giving them little jobs so they feel useful. My own pile of dead FG bodies got so bad I started telling people the shelf was load bearing and it needed the weight. Your wife is right though, that 31 count on one model means the shutter squeal has officially beaten you. Maybe it's time to part out the worst ones before she starts googling how much a storage unit costs.