I finally had a week where nobody slow-walked in front of me
For six straight days, no one stopped dead in the middle of the Costco aisle on 82nd Ave, no one ambled 1 mph through the Target parking lot, and no one hovered at the top of the escalator like they forgot how to step off. It felt like a small miracle, honestly. Then today, some guy with a stroller blocked the whole cereal section for 8 minutes while he read every ingredient label aloud to his kid. Has anyone else had a weird lucky streak like that, only to get smacked back to reality?